Older Guy

Ever wonder about older guys who speak in fragments? Wonder no more...

You ever party with an older guy? My name is *****, and although I'm a little older I am in great shape and I like to party. So if you want to see what it's like to hang out with someone who actually has some money to spend and what not. How does a night in the town doing whatever you want just let me know what you think.

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Feet Finder

Lovely...

Hey cutie i wanted to know do you have some pretty feet are your toes skinny or do you have like thick stubby toes? And what color are they painted?

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A Really Sad Intro...

This was sent along with a friend request...lol

was up can i give your numder im name is ******* im22old my#***-***-****

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Classy or Trashy

No...just no...

so i like what i see, but i wonder if ur dif from all the others...i mean i wonder if ur into respect and morals rather than showing off ur body and getting attentionif so come text me i just moved to SD from boston...if not then just disregard this
***-***-****

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Mi Principe Charming

So, a long time ago I joined a free Christian dating website, posted a profile...no luck, but as always, there's someone who dares to sweep me off of my feet. This message I received recently (and the only reason I haven't deleted my profile is because I can't figure out how...I've looked that site up and down). After reading this lovely one-liner/run-on sentence, I thought he was pretty ridiculous...his stats were even worse, haha. No picture to begin with (as a general rule of thumb for internet daters, this is bad sign), latino, 5'5", and from Kansas...RANDOM.

Como estas bueno solo queria decir hi tto u ok eres muy atractiva dime si podemos platicar ok could u tell me more about yourself

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Apparently he's "Awaiting my reply soon........."

Got this one today, Happy Birthday Mom! This guys isnt as bad as some of the others, but I just thought his grammatical errors were funny...I'm guessing he's foreign. His name sounded fake, too. He doesn't seem like he tried very hard lol.

Hi sweety,am interested with your profile my name is ***** **** I will like to now more about you,am a contractor i travel a lot due to the nation of my work i will like to know you better your real name your work were you are from. I will be waiting for your reply to -(his e-mail)- if you have yahoo id pleas add me and lets chat and get to know each other thanks take care.

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"Hello Preety"

All I am going to say is that this guy cannot read or write English...Lord have mercy Jesus:

Subject Line: Hello Preety

Hello My name is ****** I really love your profile and the way you sounded on it...well to me i feel that you are a gentle lady which wants a true relationship dearly and you sound to be responsible,i might have not been able to guess right to know if truly you are a gentle woman...well i think i will start from here...i am single and seeking for a true relationship and could lead to marriage sometimes,are you truly looking for something serious....please do not bother to reply back if you are just looking for fun....well i am kinda new to the computer don't believe in this but just wanting to give out a trail in search of the right lady......feel free to reach me back via mail on my yahoo so that will can chat more better and know each order this my yahoo screen name ******.*****14 at yahoo dot com so u cam meet me there.hope to hear from u soonest Have a lovely day ******

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"Bobby"

On this episode of MySpace Romeos, we meet someone that actually had potential to be a new friend/whatever…but then as always, creepiness made its way in and the whole thing went awry. For the sake of protecting this guy’s identity (and the chance of him reading this) we’ll just call him “Bobby”. Let’s begin the story:

The Message:
About two weeks ago I received a message on MySpace from Bobby saying how he hoped he wasn’t bothering me and asked if I had good memories in 2008. It was a very nice, harmless message to which I responded. A few other messages were exchanged asking simple things like what I like to do for fun or what I like to do when I go out…my first clue to the forthcoming madness should have been the series of questions I received asking, “Let’s try and hang out, what are you doing this week? How’s tonight looking?”…but I didn’t really think anything of it because I thought he was cute and he seemed nice judging by the other messages so I gave him my number.

The Name Game:
I received a text message a couple of days later while I was at work. My second clue surfaced during this little text exchange. Not having recognized the number, I asked who it was (I assumed it was him but just to be sure) to which he replied saying it was the guy from MySpace. I responded asking what his name was - I’m horrible with names - to which he said, “Wow, you don’t even remember my name?” Then I said, “No, no I don’t, now what is it and how are you doing,” and then he replied, “OMG, I can’t believe you don’t remember my name, you just lost some cool points.” Not in the mood to play his little game, I told him I would just look it up on MySpace and then he said, “Oh, my name’s Bobby.”
BTW- That night I received two phone calls from him in the middle of the night, neither of which I picked up. Normally I don’t mind if friends call me late and wake me, but I don’t know him like that so I rolled over and fell asleep.

The Phone Call:
The next day, I decided to give him a call on my lunch break to see what this was all about. My first impression was a good one…well to begin with. He seemed very charismatic, funny, someone I could get along with, but very quickly the conversation became awkward. He started asking me very personal questions that I wasn’t comfortable answering, at least right off the bat. It was our first phone conversation! He became very pushy on wanting to meet me which also threw me off. I told him usually wait to meet people for about a week or so, so that way at least a couple of conversations can be exchanged in order to determine whether I’d get along with that new person or not (keep in mind he told me he has this “first impressions rule” where if someone “does him wrong” within the first time he meets someone new, he cuts them off….yeah, whatever tool). He suddenly became even pushier to the point where I finally just gave in because he was bugging the crap out of me and I was also late for work. We decided to call each other after work (also keep in mind I told him I get off of work at 5pm) to make final plans and continued to text while I was at work. I had randomly told him I felt like going home (which I regret even starting the banter) and that started a series of random question like, “do you give good hugs,” and some other personal questions I veered away from answering. Since I was at work, my text-answering-time was spaced out because I was busy doing work and talking to people. He kept texting me and told me I was taking forever to answer, then proceeded to call me about an hour BEFORE I got out of work and followed up five seconds later with a text asking if I was busy…I told you I’m at work dumbass, I’m not going to pick up the phone...I didn’t tell him that but I should have.

The Cancellation:
At work during this text banter, I was officially creeped out by his desperation and decided to just lie to him and tell him I was busy that night after all. I called him after work having already decided what I was going to say, the conversation was interesting to say the least. I proceeded to tell him a friend had been texting me at work (reason as to why I was taking so long to answer, haha) asking if we were still on for a girl’s night because she’s always busy with work and her new boyfriend and that particular night of the week are her only nights free. He started this ridiculous attempt at trying to make me feel guilty by telling me he had told all his friends he couldn’t hang out with them because he was hanging out with me and he couldn’t hang out on the weekends because he’s SOOOO busy with work and friends and he like to keep his weekends to himself. He then said his heart was broken and it couldn’t be mended to which I responded, “well, I can mend it, but you’ll have to wait for next week,” to which he replied, *drum roll*, “well, there might not be a next week.” Stunned at the fact that he actually said that, I laughed and asked what he was talking about. He told me, “Don’t you remember, its part of my first impression rule? But call me later if you’re plans cancel or something.” I said, “Yeah I’ll do that, I have to go now,” hung up and decided right then and there I was never going to talk to him again. Needless to say, I got a text from him later on that evening asking how my night was going, I didn’t answer. At around 3am I received a phone call from him, I didn’t answer…the tale doesn’t end here, read on.

The Next Day:
The next morning he sent me another text asking if I was mad at him and I told him I didn’t know him well enough to be mad at him but that I didn’t like his little ultimatum. He then asked me to hang out that night to which I said no. He then called me and asked what it was that I was doing and I simply said, “I don’t know what I’m doing tonight, but I know I’m busy.” As he kept trying to convince me to hang out, someone called him on the other line and we hung up. Later on, he called another 3 or 4 times, texted me a bunch to which I finally told him I wasn’t interested and that it was nice talking to him. He then tried again to make me feel guilty by telling me I was the one pulling back and that he didn’t understand why…perhaps the desperation and douche-baggery had something to do with it, hmm? He also asked me to tell him what he did wrong so that he knew what not to do or say for future reference. I ignored all the following text messages and didn't hear from him after that...too bad it didn't end there.

The Last Straw:
Just when I though I had finally gotten rid of him, again Bobby strikes. He sent yet another text message asking if I was mad at him…AGAIN. No more “Mr. Nice Guy,” I thought. I tried it my way and now it was time to pull out the big guns. I told him to stop talking to me and that I just didn’t like him. He replied and asked me to tell him what he did wrong and that he’ll leave me alone. I told him he was doing it right now by NOT leaving me alone. He then asked how he was different from the others, I told him, “You’re different because when I told you to leave me alone you didn’t. Most people who read English know what that means, now stop it or I’m going to report you to the phone company.”

I haven’t heard from him since.

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He Longs for Togetherness

Here is yet another installment of MySpace Romeos. In this episode we see a local hippie/Mt. man trying to hit on me...let's read, shall we?

...yes, LETS


From: ****
Date: Dec 11, 2008 10:52 PM

hey girl, I'm ****! u r so cute!! what r u doin? want to go c a movie? I'm bored!! I'm here in carlsbad, smokin and hangin a couple blocks from the beach.. lets get together girl!!
see you soon i hope,
****

~~~~~~~~~~~my response...

From: amanda christina
Date: Dec 12, 2008 2:08 PM

Hey ****,

How's it going, I'm Amanda. Thanks for writing, and thank you for the compliment! That's very sweet of you. I saw on your page you're not originally from here, how did you end up in Carlsbad? Do you have aim or any sort of messenger?

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~~~~~~~~~~his response...

From: ****
Dec 12, 2008 9:27 PM

hi amanda nice to meet you:) Oh i have my own business which allows me to go wherever i want to and have a job when i get there, so thats how... Sorry i dont have aim or messenger.. but i do have a cell phone, a truck, and a desire to be alone with you underneath the stars:) please call me at ***-***-****, and we can be with each other!! hope to hear your voice some time tonight or tomorrow afternoon!! i'll b waiting by the phone 4 u to call me:) dont make me wait long!!
c u soon!!!
~****

~~~~~~~~~by this point I've been creeped out so, I didn't respond hoping he'd get the hint...but he didnt...

From: ****
Dec 13, 2008 4:13 PM

hey why haven't u called me? your making me sad:( I want to be with you tonight, please plese call! ***-***-****!!! u missed an awesome drum circle last night..

~~~~~~~~~again, still creeped out and still haven't responded...and he STILL did not get the hint...

From: ****
Dec 17, 2008 10:09 AM

hey, just realized i sent u the wrong #.. its not **** it is ****!! **********!! did you call the other one? call mee!! i really really want you.. will you call me? kiss me in the firelight under the stars? let me run my hands through your sweet hair? rub your back and kiss your neck? pleaseeeeee just call me!!!

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My Sugar Daddy

Is anyone looking for a Sugar Daddy, because clearly I am...at least according to this guy. This MySpace Romeo is looking for a lucious lady who apparently finds douchiness as quality to hold on to. I really don't need to say much more than that, this one stands strongly on its own. Enjoy...


I'm sure you get the daily sexualy notes from dudes which im capable but i perfer to start out perfessional.. you may be seeing someone but if not let me tell you something about me real quick... if i interest you lets get to know each other and go from there...i go by Thomas, i'm half black half indian. i'm 31, 180 pounds, single, xMarine, Masters degree in Information Systems and im the IT director at the largest staffing company in diego.... i like thick girls, i drive a Jaguar and a Benz. I am a business owner...well my dad is the president i just own a lot of stocks.. i dont do shit for our company we own in Escondido. I like girls that look like you... beautiful skin, nice smile, nice hips and nice ass. i'm only looking for one girl to spend time with.. fuck with me.. you dont pay a dime or nothing. you wont have to drive to or from our dates and i'll pay... and take care of you... its nothing. what else can i tell you.. i had a vasectomy about 10 years ago so figure that out... i'm not materialistic but i like designer shit and nice cars... i'm a quarterback and not a reciever..figure that out. I love sushi, seafood and i eat very expensive.. dont like cheap food, no dennys. I guess that all a stranger needs to know about me... like i said we should get to know each other... i think you'd like me sweetheart. wink wink...

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Lyrical Genius

This first post, is a poem. I had previously received a message from this person but never responded because I wasn't interested. He then, months later, wrote me this poem perhaps in hopes of sweeping me off my feet. After taking the time to poke through his profile, I discovered we actually have a mutual friend which mean this guy probably saw me on our friends page. Although it was very sweet of him to write this, I almost felt embarrassed just reading it.


your lips, your eyes, your soul
are like a work of art,
the most creative thing of all is your beautiful heart
if you were a painting
no colors could express the beauty deep inside
you, a rainbow, nothing less.
if you were a sculpture the clay could hardly make
your figure of an angel without one mistake.
if you were a symphony no choir could really
sing, all the beautiful music your eyes could possibly bring.
so here i am an artist with inspirantion beyond beliefe, but to capture such rare beauty id have to be a thief..

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Welcome to MySpace Romeos!

I'd like to welcome you to my blog, MySpace Romeos. For the last five or six years, since I've had a MySpace, I have received countless personal message from people I don't know who either want to ask me out, "get to know me," or just flat out want a booty call.

Recently I began a mini-blog on my Facebook page called "MySpace Romoes" where I started recording the ridiculous messages people have sent me. For the sake of safety, I'm going to leave out names and any additional personal info given, and if names are necessary for storytelling, I'm going to change them. All of these messages, letters, and e-mails have NOT been altered, I repeat, NOT BEEN ALTERED. I have copied and pasted all of them onto this blog...all of the spelling and grammatical errors have been copied verbatim. I'm not makin' this stuff up guys!

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy it and if you guys have any stories you want me to post, feel free to write me and I'll put them up!

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